Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.