Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.