Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than

You May Be Big In New York, But In Walters, Oklahoma, You're Nobody.

You Mean In The State?

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.