Criticizing Is Easy, Art Is Difficult.

You Can Teach An Old Dog New Tricks. You Just Don't Want To See The Dog Doing Them.

I Did Not Want To Turn To Playing Golf Because Golf Is About As Much Exercise As Shuffling Cards.

I Wasn't Always Black... There Was This Freckle, And It Got Bigger And Bigger.

I'm Not Sure If My Parents Had Me Because They Loved Me, Or Because They Wanted Someone To Watch Their Other Children.

I Love It When Mothers Get So Mad They Can't Remember Your Name. "come Here, Roy, Er, Rupert, Er, Rutabaga... What Is Your Name, Boy? And Don't Lie To Me, Because You Live Here, And I'll Find Out Who You Are."