Criticizing Is Easy, Art Is Difficult.

A New Father Quickly Learns That His Child Invariably Comes To The Bathroom At Precisely The Times When He's In There, As If He Needed Company. The Only Way For This Father To Be Certain Of Bathroom Privacy Is To Shave At The Gas Station.

There Is Hope For The Future Because God Has A Sense Of Humor And We Are Funny To God.

The Three Ingredients Of A Successful Union Between Two ... Humor, Commitment & Undying Love.

If A White Man Falls Off A Chair Drunk, It's Just A Drunk. If A Negro Does, It's The Whole Damn Negro Race.

I Wasn't Always Black... There Was This Freckle, And It Got Bigger And Bigger.