How Long Can You Tread Water?

I Wasn't Always Black... There Was This Freckle, And It Got Bigger And Bigger.

One Of The Great Mistakes That Can Be Made By A Man Of My Age Is To Get Involved In Athletic Competition With Children-unless, Of Course, They Are Under Six. And Even Then, Stay Away From Hide-and-seek.

I Didn't Know How Serious It Is To A Female That You Lift The Lid.

I Am Proud To Be An American. Because An American Can Eat Anything On The Face Of This Earth As Long As He Has Two Pieces Of Bread.

All Parents Experience The Same Problems.