Criticism Is The Art Of Appraising Others

Art Is The Sex Of The Imagination.

Politics Is The Diversion Of Trivial Men Who, When They Succeed At It, Become Important In The Eyes Of More Trivial Men.

Sex Touches The Heavens Only When It Simultaneously Touches The Gutter And The Mud.

The Triumph Of Sugar Over Diabetes.

An Abstainer Is The Sort Of Man You Wouldn't Want To Drink With Even If He Did.