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The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You're Signing Somebody's Cast.

The Sofa Is The Enemy Of Productivity.

A Straw Enables You To Drink Without Using Your Wrist. A Straw Is Your Friend - Until You Lose Eye Contact With The Straw. Then It Will Betray You And Make You Look Like An Idiot.

The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways. Indeed. And A Shorter Way To Say That Is: God Is A Sneak.

I Wonder How They Deal With Mice At Disney World.