Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

I'm The Woman Who Used To Think That Middle-age Spread Was A Cocktail Dip.

Fang Took The Entire Family Out For Coffee And Donuts The Other Night. The Kids Enjoyed It. It Was The First Time They'd Ever Given Blood.

Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As The Original Amateur Hour.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.