Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

[when To Have A Facelift:] If You're Tripping Over Your Neck.

Doctors Say It's Okay To Have Sex After A Heart Attack, Provided You Close The Ambulance Door.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited Or Hostility. It Is Mock Hostility, Of Course, Or It Would Be Ugly; We Would Have A War.

Your Husband Is Lazy If Coffee Doesn't Keep Him Awake - Even When It's Hot And Being Spilled On Him.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.