Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be

If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know What To Do.

An Actor Shouldn't Undergo Psychoanalysis, Because There Are A Lot Of Things You're Better Off Not Knowing.

As Far As Cookbooks Go, I Think Joy Of Cooking Is A Classic. I've Used It Over And Over Again. Julia Child Frustrates Me. By The Time You Get All Her Herbs Together, You're Exhausted

A Closet Full Of Wire Hangers Can Be The Most Dangerous Place In The World.

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.