Comedians Kind Of Write What Comes To

There Are A Lot Of Good Looking Men On This Planet. It Seems Like Once A Week Someone Will Tell Me, "i Know Someone Who Looks Like You" And I Don't Know What Say To Them Except, "tell Them Hi."

Playing Frisbee With A Five Year Old Is Amazingly Similar To Chasing After A Frisbee.

If Someone Picks Up One Thing You've Written, You Want Them To Go, 'wow, This Is Pretty Good.'

Don't You Expect A Rainbow Coming Out Of The Tub Of Bacon Strips At The End Of The Buffet Line?

My Faith Kind Of Keeps Me In Touch With The Idea That I'm Not In Control Of Things.