Whenever You Correct Someone's Grammar Just Remember

The Idea Of Having A Large Family, I Definitely Had A Romantic Notion Of It.

Yeah, I Am A Character Actor.

I'm A Big Eater. I Mean, A Lot Of My Stand-up Is About Food, And You Write About What You Know, And That's The Only Thing I Know. I Don't Know Anything Else.

My Wife Always Asks Me Why I Don't Make The Bed. And I Respond With The Same Reason Why I Don't Tie My Shoes After I Take Them Off.

I'd Have To Say Sunset Salsa. Nothing Against Honey Lime, But It's For Losers.