Cats Invented Self-esteem.

Guilt: The Gift That Keeps On Giving.

If You Can't Make It Better, You Can Laugh At It.

Thanksgiving Dinners Take Eighteen Hours To Prepare. They Are Consumed In Twelve Minutes. Half-times Take Twelve Minutes. This Is Not Coincidence.

I'm Going To Stop Punishing My Children By Saying, “never Mind! I'll Do It Myself.

It Was A Bitter Moment For Us. We Weren't Two Mature Parents. We Were Just Two Kids Playing Grown-up. We Still Needed Mommy And Daddy's Permission, Blessings, And Money To Survive.