The Term 'working Mother' Is Redundant.

Seize The Moment. Remember All Those Women On The 'titanic' Who Waved Off The Dessert Cart.

A Friend Doesn't Go On A Diet Because You Are Fat. A Friend Never Defends A Husband Who Gets His Wife An Electric Skillet For Her Birthday. A Friend Will Tell You She Saw Your Old Boyfriend -- And He's A Priest.

Cats Invented Self-esteem.

It's [motherhood] The Biggest On-the-job- Training Program In Existence Today.

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.