There Is So Much To Teach, And

Never Have More Children Than You Have Car Windows.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That's What You're Looking For, Go Live With A Car Battery.

Time. It Hangs Heavy For The Bored, Eludes The Busy, Flies By The For Young, And Runs Out For The Aged.

No One Ever Died From Sleeping In An Unmade Bed.

When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time To Go Home.