Carol Leifer Is Funny, Really Funny.

You Got A Gun, You Don't Have To Work Out.

I Just Thought Everybody Lived Around Abandoned Buildings And Crack-heads, ... I Lived In The Ghetto Until I Was Like 19. I Came To Los Angeles, Stayed At Hotels And Stuff. When I Got Back And I Saw What My Neighborhood Looked Like, I Started Getting Scared.

No Matter What Kind Of Backgrounds Two Men Are From, If You Go, 'hey, Man, Women Are Crazy,' You've Got A Friend.

I Love Black People, But I Hate Niggers.

Oprah Is So Rich, I Saw John Kerry Proposing To Her.