Carol Leifer Is Funny, Really Funny.

Babies Don't Know Who's Rich And Who's Poor. You Love 'em And They're Happy.

I'm An Independent, But I Got To Admit I Lean Democratic.

You Know You're Rich When You Have To Drive For A Half Hour To Get To Your House Once You're On Your Property.

Here's The Thing. When We Talk About Race Relations In America Or Racial Progress, It's All Nonsense. There Are No Race Relations. White People Were Crazy. Now They're Not As Crazy. To Say That Black People Have Made Progress Would Be To Say They Deserve What Happened To Them Before.

It's My Real Name. My Mother's Name Is Rose Rock. It Was The Worst Name As A Kid To Have. They Called Me Piece Of The Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, And Flintstones. Now They Call Me Mister Rock.