Oprah Is So Rich, I Saw John

I Love Seeing Black People Do Normal Things, Being Judged As Normal People.

You Want To Track Hollywood Careers, Look In The Real Estate Section. You See A Guy Buy A House That Costs $6 Million, And You Can Literally Start Counting The Days Until He Starts Doing Crappy Movies.

So, To Say Barack Obama Is Progress Is Saying That He's The First Black Person That Is Qualified To Be President. That's Not Black Progress. That's White Progress.

Money Is The Best Lotion In The World.

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.