Oprah Is So Rich, I Saw John

We Treat Racism In This Country Like It's A Style That America Went Through. Like Flared Legs And Lava Lamps. Oh, That Crazy Thing We Did. We Were Hanging Black People. We Treat It Like A Fad Instead Of A Disease That Eradicates Millions Of People. You've Got To Get It At A Lab, And Study It, And See Its Origins, And See What It's Immune To And What Breaks It Down.

People Want What They Want. And I Guess That Is A Reason We Have This Big Credit Card Problem And A Lot Of These Foreclosures.

I Love Seeing Black People Do Normal Things, Being Judged As Normal People.

A Sense Of Humor Is Great - It Goes A Long, Long Way In A Marriage.

Babies Don't Know Who's Rich And Who's Poor. You Love 'em And They're Happy.