Camouflage Is A Game We All Like

Calling You An Idiot Would Be An Insult To All The Stupid People.

If You Can't Ignore An Insult, Top It; If You Can't Top It, Laugh It Off; And If You Can't Laugh It Off, It's Probably Deserved.

Wasting Time Is Negative, But There Is Something Positive About Idleness.

Sure, I've Seen People Like You Before - But I Had To Pay An Admission.

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.