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Wasting Time Is Negative, But There Is Something Positive About Idleness.

A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes A Man Behave Like A Gentleman.

Ragtime Was A Fanfare For The 20th Century.

A Truly Appreciative Child Will Break, Lose, Spoil, Or Fondle To Death Any Really Successful Gift Within A Matter Of Minutes.

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.