By Worrying As Little As Possible About

Young Men Not Ought To Marry Yet, And Old Men Never Ought To Marry At All.

Virtue Cannot Dwell With Wealth Either In A City Or In A House.

I Am Diogenes The Dog. I Nuzzle The Kind, Bark At The Greedy And Bite Scoundrels.

On Being Asked By Someone How He Could Become Famous, Diogenes Responded: 'by Worrying As Little As Possible About Fame

I Pissed On The Man Who Called Me A Dog. Why Was He So Surprised?