Young Men Not Ought To Marry Yet,

In A Rich Man's House There Is No Place To Spit But His Face.

He Once Begged Alms Of A Statue, And, When Asked Why He Did So, Replied, "to Get Practice In Being Refused."

I Am Diogenes The Dog. I Nuzzle The Kind, Bark At The Greedy And Bite Scoundrels.

One Original Thought Is Worth A Thousand Mindless Quotings

Education Gives Sobriety To The Young, Comfort To The Old, Riches To The Poor And Is An Ornament To The Rich.