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The Only Way To Gall And Fret Effectively Is For Yourself To Be A Good And Honest Man.

He Has The Most Who Is Most Content With The Least.

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."

He Was Seized And Dragged Off To King Philip, And Being Asked Who He Was, Replied, "a Spy Upon Your Insatiable Greed."

To Xeniades, Who Had Purchased Diogenes At The Slave Market, He Said, "come, See That You Obey Orders."