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To Xeniades, Who Had Purchased Diogenes At The Slave Market, He Said, "come, See That You Obey Orders."

I Am Called A Dog Because I Fawn On Those Who Give Me Anything, I Yelp At Those Who Refuse, And I Set My Teeth In Rascals.

I Am Not An Athenian Or A Greek, But A Citizen Of The World.

To Become Self-educated You Should Condemn Yourself For All Those Things That You Would Criticize Others.

He Was Seized And Dragged Off To King Philip, And Being Asked Who He Was, Replied, "a Spy Upon Your Insatiable Greed."