I Am Called A Dog Because I

He Lit A Lamp In Broad Daylight And Said, As He Went About, "i Am Looking For A Human."

He Once Begged Alms Of A Statue, And, When Asked Why He Did So, Replied, "to Get Practice In Being Refused."

We Have Two Ears And One Tongue So That We Would Listen More And Talk Less.

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."

Why Not Whip The Teacher When The Pupil Misbehaves?