On Being Asked By Someone How He

To Xeniades, Who Had Purchased Diogenes At The Slave Market, He Said, "come, See That You Obey Orders."

There Is Only A Finger's Difference Between A Wise Man And A Fool.

He Was Breakfasting In The Marketplace, And The Bystanders Gathered Round Him With Cries Of "dog." "it Is You Who Are Dogs," Cried He, "when You Stand Round And Watch Me At My Breakfast."

Asked Where He Came From, He Said, "i Am A Citizen Of The World."

I Pissed On The Man Who Called Me A Dog. Why Was He So Surprised?