The Chief Good Is The Suspension Of

Other Dogs Bite Only Their Enemies, Whereas I Bite Also My Friends In Order To Save Them.

By Worrying As Little As Possible About Fame.

Protagoras Asserted That There Are Two Sides To Every Question, Exactly Opposite To Each Other.

Plato Had Defined Man As An Animal, Biped And Featherless, And Was Applauded. Diogenes Plucked A Fowl And Brought It Into The Lecture-room With The Words, "behold Plato's Man!"

When Some One Boasted That At The Pythian Games He Had Vanquished Men, Diogenes Replied, "nay, I Defeat Men, You Defeat Slaves."