By The Time Everyone Catches Up With

I Never Would Start Writing Before Midnight And I Would Finish At, Like, Seven In The Morning.

I've Done The Calculation And Your Chances Of Winning The Lottery Are Identical Whether You Play Or Not.

If You Read A Lot, Nothing Is As Great As You've Imagined. Venice Is - Venice Is Better.

There's Also The Idea In This Country [usa], It's Not Wholly New, But It's New In Its Kind Of Purity, In That You Have To Be Really Smart To Be Really Rich. I Always Say To People, The Reason People Believe This Is A) They've Never Met A Really Smart Person, And B) They've Never Met A Really Rich Person. I Have Met Both, And I Cannot See The Crossover. You Do Not Have To Be A Genius To Get Rich. You Have To Be Ruthless To Get Rich.

Life Is So Absurd Now That It Is Almost Impossible To Be A Satirist In This Era.