No One Earns $100 Million. You Steal

Never Allow Your Child To Call You By Your First Name. He Hasn't Known You Long Enough.

Andy Warhol Made Fame More Famous.

Radio News Is Bearable. This Is Due To The Fact That While The News Is Being Broadcast, The Disk Jockey Is Not Allowed To Talk.

I Believe In Talking Behind Peoples' Backs. That Way, They Hear It More Than Once.

Very Few People Possess True Artistic Ability. It Is Therefore Both Unseemly And Unproductive To Irritate The Situation By Making An Effort. If You Have A Burning, Restless Urge To Write Or Paint, Simply Eat Something Sweet And The Feeling Will Pass.