What's The Point Of Being Young If

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Vegetables Are Interesting But Lack A Sense Of Purpose When Unaccompanied By A Good Cut Of Meat.

If Thine Enemy Offend Thee, Give His Child A Drum.

Never Allow Your Child To Call You By Your First Name. He Hasn't Known You Long Enough.

What People Don't Know Is: Clothes Don't Really Fit You Unless They're Made For You. Especially When You Wear Men's Clothes, Like I Do. American Women Think That Clothes Fit Them If They Can Fit Into Them. But That's Not At All What Fit Means.