Butcher Boy, Damn It, Butcher Boy.

I Wanted To Throw My Glass At The Tv.

I Expected Him To Say, 'hang In There' Or Something Like That. It Took Me An Hour To Talk Him Into Giving Me Another Chance!

He Foresaw The Platooning That Managers Like Casey Stengel Used Years Before It Happened. He Told Me I Had To Be A Switch-hitter If I Was Going To Play.

My Dad Taught Me To Switch-hit. He And My Grandfather, Who Was Left-handed, Pitched To Me Every Day After School In The Back Yard. I Batted Lefty Against My Dad And Righty Against My Granddad.

I Thought I Raised A Ballplayer. You're Nothing But A Coward And A Quitter.