I Had It All And Blew It.

Not After All The Time My Dad Spent Teaching Me To Switch-hit.

If I Send The Ball Home, I Know What Will Happen To It. My Twin Brothers Will Take It Out On The Lot, Like Any 20-cent Rocket.

During My 18 Years I Came To Bat Almost 10,000 Times. I Struck Out About 1,700 Times And Walked Maybe 1,800 Times. You Figure A Ballplayer Will Average About 500 At-bats A Season. That Means I Played 7 Years Without Ever Hitting The Ball.

When I Hit A Home Run I Usually Didn't Care Where It Went. So Long As It Was A Home Run Was All That Mattered.

I Never Saw Him Fight. I Never Saw Billy Fight.