There Are Two Kinds Of People. There

Thank God For Baseball.

My Dad Taught Me To Switch-hit. He And My Grandfather, Who Was Left-handed, Pitched To Me Every Day After School In The Back Yard. I Batted Lefty Against My Dad And Righty Against My Granddad.

There Are Two Kinds Of People. There Are Leaders And There Are Followers. And I'm A Follower.

Watch The Old Man. Watch How The Old Man Keeps The Guys Who Aren't Playing Happy.

Every Time I See His Name (dean Chance) On A Lineup Card, I Feel Like Throwing Up.