Hitting The Ball Was Easy. Running Around

The Hardest Thing To Do In Sports, I Think, Is To Hit A Home Run.

The Greatest Thing I Ever Saw Was Roger Maris Breaking Babe Ruth's Record.

After I Hit A Home Run I Had A Habit Of Running The Bases With My Head Down. I Figured The Pitcher Already Felt Bad Enough Without Me Showing Him Up Rounding The Bases.

I Don't Care Who You Are, You Hear Those Boos.

He Who Has The Fastest Golf Cart Never Has A Bad Lie.