Boredom Is The Keynote Of Poverty -

The Frivolity With Which All Theatrical Activity Is Conducted Has One Consoling Feature-there Are No Rules Of Behavior That Apply Regularly To Any Part Of The Theatre.

New York Is Not A City To Return To In Defeat.

So Far As I Know, Anything Worth Hearing Is Not Usually Uttered At Seven O'clock In The Morning; And If It Is, It Will Generally Be Repeated At A More Reasonable Hour For A Larger And More Wakeful Audience.

A Sharp Sense Of The Ironic Can Be The Equivalent Of The Faith That Moves Mountains. Far More Quicky Than Reason Or Logic, Irony Can Penetrate Rage And Puncture Self-pity.

You'd Be Surprised How Many Kings Are Only A Queen With A Moustache.