Bind Up Their Wounds - But Look

Oh! A Private Buffoon Is A Light-hearted Loon, If You Listen To Popular Rumour; From Morning To Night He's So Joyous And Bright, And He Bubbles With Wit And Good Humour!

If I Can Wheedle A Knife Or A Needle, Why Not A Silver Churn?

And That Singular Anomaly, The Lady Novelist-- I Don't Think She'd Be Missed--i'm Sure She'd Not Be Missed!

Every Jack He Must Study The Knack If He Wants To Make Sure Of His Jill!

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns