Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted.

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.

I Grew Up Thinking That If I Wanted To Go Be Prime Minister, I Could.

Being In Therapy Is Great. I Spend An Hour Just Talking About Myself. It's Kinda Like Being The Guy On A Date.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.

Someone Told Me That When They Go To Vermont, They Feel Like They're Home. I'm That Way At Saks.