Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.

... If I Invested In A Mouthwash Stock, Bad Breath Would Suddenly Become Popular.

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.