Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss

I Don't Need The News. If They Have A War, I Figure Someone Will Tell Me.

That Boy Could Throw A Ball Through A Car Wash And Not Get It Wet. (on Warren Moon)

Loyalty, Up And Down The Line. That's One Quality An Organization Must Have To Be Successful.

Hear About The Californian Terrorist That Tried To Blow Up A Bus? Burned His Lips On The Exhaust Pipe. He Can Take His'n And Beat Your'n, Then He Can Take Your'n And Beat His'n.

The Harder We Played, The Behinder We Got.