Baseball Was Made For Kids, And Grown-ups

The Two Most Important Things In Life Are Good Friends And A Strong Bullpen.

I Don't Care How Long You've Been Around, You'll Never See It All.

I Never Took The Game Home With Me. I Always Left It In Some Bar.

I Had Bad Days On The Field. But I Didn't Take Them Home With Me. I Left Them In A Bar Along The Way Home.

I'd Like To Help You, But You Don't Drink.