I'd Like To Help You, But You

The Two Most Important Things In Life Are Good Friends And A Strong Bullpen.

I'd Like To Help You, But You Don't Drink.

I Never Took The Game Home With Me. I Always Left It In Some Bar.

Baseball Was Made For Kids, And Grown-ups Only Screw It Up.

I Don't Care How Long You've Been Around, You'll Never See It All.