Bargaining Makes You Come Up With The

I Find Mormons Adorable.

It's All Based On Saying The Shocking Thing. We Used To Have A Great Time Going To Hollywood Parties And Saying 'i Think George Bush Is Doing A Great Job.' We'd Clear Out The Room. I Used To Love It.

It's An Afghanistan Goat, So It Can't Stay Here, Or Else It'll Choke On The Sweet Air Of Freedom.

My First Serious Girlfriend, When I Was 16, Was Mormon. I Went To Her House For 'family Home Evening,' And I Was Like, 'why Aren't You People Ignoring Each Other And Watching Television?'

I Find Mormons Adorable. I Love Disneyland And Old Musicals, And, To Me, Mormonism Fits Right In With All Of That.