Babies Don't Know Who's Rich And Who's

People Basically Aren't That Racist. They Want Their Laughs. If I Make A White Guy Laugh, He's Gonna Come See Me. He's Not Gonna Go See The White Guy Who Doesn't Make Him Laugh Just Because That Guy Is White.

You Can Never Make A Woman Happy, It's Impossible. I've Never Met A Happy Woman In My Life. They're Always Complaining About Something.

Give Me A Black Man, A White Woman, A Giraffe, A Zebra Anything But Another White Man! That Last One F***ed Up My Roof!

Only Married People Understand You Can Be Miserable And Happy At The Same Time.

If You Live With A Single Parent, You Don't See Compromise. You Witness A Grown Person Living In A World Where They Do What They Want To Do. When You Are Raised By Two Parents, You Are Constantly Watching Compromise Take Place. Just By Observing That, It Made Me A Better Person.