George Bush Hates Midgets.

There Are Only Three Things Women Need In Life: Food, Water, And Compliments.

When You're White, The Sky's The Limit. When You're Black, The Limit's The Sky.

Emotional Affairs, Those Are The Only Real Affairs; Those Are The Real Ones.

A Sense Of Humor Is Great - It Goes A Long, Long Way In A Marriage.

I Got Love From My Family. I Don't Really Need Love From A Paper, You Know What I Mean? I Can't Get Too Happy Because Somebody Said Something Nice About Me. I Appreciate It, But Let's Not Get It Twisted - This Is Not Changing My Life.