Attack Wins You Games, Defence Wins You

Her Majesty Said She Hoped I Would Have Time For My Horses - I Own Two And Have Shares In Four.

I Do Believe In Fate.

Everywhere I Go The Coaches All Tell Me That Scholsey Is The Player They Admire. But If They Think They'll Get Him They're Wasting Their Time! Paul Is A Manc Lad Pure And Simple. He Loves The Club And There's No Chance Of Him Leaving Here. If Ever He Decided To Go There Would Be A Stampede, But He Won't Be Going, He's Here For Life.

The Credit To Them, The Better Team Won And There's Nothing We Can Do About That Now.

Scholes Was Probably The Best English Midfielder Since Bobby Charlton. He Was Such A Brilliant Long Passer That He Could Choose A Hair On The Head Of Any Team-mate Answering The Call Of Nature At Our Training Ground. Gary Neville Once Thought He Had Found Refuge In A Bush, But Scholesy Found Him From 40 Yeards. He Inflicted A Similar Long-range Missile Strike, Once, On Peter Schmeichel, And Was Chased Round The Training Ground For His Impertinence. Scholesy Would Have Made A First Class-sniper.