They Had Jan Venegoor Of...whatever You Call

Ronaldo Could Play For Millwall, Qpr, Doncaster Rovers Or Anyone And He'd Score A Hat-trick. I'm Not Sure Messi Could Do It. Ronaldo's Got Two Feet, He's Quick, He's Good In The Air And He's Brave, Though Messi's Brave Too Of Course. I Just Think Messi Is A Barcelona Player.

It's A Conflict Of Parallels.

If Chelsea Drop Points, The Cat's Out In The Open. And You Know What Cats Are Like - Sometimes They Don't Come Home.

I Do Like To Try And See Myself In Football Players. Everybody Is Different And Express Themselves In Different Ways. There Are Different Kinds Of Talents Of Course And There Are Many Who I Would Never Have Had The Talent That They Have When I Was A Player. But I Still Had That Determination To Be Successful And Try My Best.

They (the Press) Have A Hatred Of Manchester United.