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A Press That Has Validity Is A Press That Has Authority. And As Soon As There's Any Authority To What The Press Says, You Question The Authority Of The Government - It's Like The Existence Of Another Authority.

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Take The Platypus - That Is Not A Finished Product. It Is Clearly Still In Beta.

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