Mentioning Jesus In Your Speech: Small Government.

A Press That Has Validity Is A Press That Has Authority. And As Soon As There's Any Authority To What The Press Says, You Question The Authority Of The Government - It's Like The Existence Of Another Authority.

Marijuana Is A Gateway Drug That Can Lead To Awful Things, Like Phish Getting Back Together.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Truth. No Joke.

I've Got Butterflies In My Stomach... Because I Ate A Cocoon Quesadilla!

I Don't Like The New President Who Hunts Muslim Extremists, I Like The Old President Who Is A Muslim Extremist.