I'm Off For Two Weeks, So Until

If I Had A Dime For Everytime That I Was Wrong, I'd Be Broke.

I Live By Syllogisms: God Is Love. Love Is Blind. Stevie Wonder Is Blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder Is God. I Don't Know What I'd Believe In If It Wasn't For That.

Marijuana Is A Gateway Drug That Can Lead To Awful Things, Like Phish Getting Back Together.

If You Think You Can Lead Your Flock Of Sheeple And Peeps To Some Glorified Noodle Fest On The Mall, You Got Another Thing Coming, Mister.

I Know That The Pope's Infallible, But That Doesn't Mean He Can't Make Mistakes.