At Last Someone Takes Me Seriously.

The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But Its The Second Mouse That Gets The Cheese.

[cycling] Is Easily The Quickest Way Around Central London, Faster Than Bus, Tube Or Taxi. You Can Predict Precisely How Long Every Journey Will Take, Regardless Of Traffic Jams, Tube Strikes Or Leaves On The Line. It Provides Excellent Exercise. It Does Not Pollute The Atmosphere. It Does Not Clog Up The Streets.

I Got Fed Up Of Listening To Bollocks

I Have Not A Clue Why They Sent It To Me. As Far As I Know I Have Not Got A Reputation As A Receiver Of Stolen Goods.

At Work People Are Expected To Be At The Beck And Call Of Employers All The Time. You Have Blackberries And Other Things, And They Just Don't Leave You Alone. People Have Less Time Just To Drop Into An Art Gallery.