It's Stupid To Have A Simple-minded View.

I Find It Odd That People Take Me Seriously.

The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But Its The Second Mouse That Gets The Cheese.

I Voted Against Gerald Nabarro In My First General Election, But My Defiance Made No Difference. If You Had Put A Conservative Rosette On A Mustachioed Hamster, It Would Have Been Elected.

I Have Neither The Learning Nor The Experience To Know Whether The Doomsayers Are Right About The Human Causes Of Climate Change. But I Am Willing To Acknowledge That People Who Know A Lot More Than I Do May Be Right When They Claim That It Is The Consequence Of Our Own Behaviour. I Assume That This Is Why The Bbc's Coverage Of The Issue Abandoned The Pretence Of Impartiality Long Ago.

I'm Afraid I Tend To Be Thinking About Things And Not Paying Sufficient Attention To One's Posture, Deportment And General Cast Of Face.