As Night Falls, Every Joy Glows Brighter.

In The Game Of Love, The Losers Are More Celebrated Than The Winners.

If We Think About The Obvious Long Enough, It Dissolves.

Masturbation Is A Democratic Pleasure, Practiced By Rich And Poor, Young And Old, Married And Single.

Thrift Is An Attractive Idea Until You Get Down To Specifics.

Modern Literature Seduces With Insults, Riddles, And Inside Stories.