As Night Falls, Every Joy Glows Brighter.

In Retirement, Only Money And Symptoms Are Consequential.

Conscience Is The Moralized Form Of Self-absorption.

Vulgarity Is Innocent; Urbanity Is Not.

Procrastination And Impatience Form A System Of Checks And Balances.

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.