Self-deception Is Nature; Hypocrisy Is Art.

Alone, I Am Satisfied With Myself. With Others, I Am Beset By Troubling Comparisons.

What I Eat Turns Into My Body. What I Read Turns Into My Mind.

The Imaginary Audience For My Life Is Growing Small And Silent.

When A Modest Man Praises Himself, People Listen.

I Create My Social Existence By Earning And Spending.