Self-deception Is Nature; Hypocrisy Is Art.

Mistakes Are The Only Universal Form Of Originality.

Self-congratulation Pleases Only The Speaker.

Fail, And Your Friends Feel Superior. Succeed, And They Feel Resentful.

Moralists Love To Discourse On The Hollowness Of Success; About The Hollowness Of Failure They Are Silent.

Curiosity Is An Asset Mostly Frittered Away.