Never Ask A Bore A Question.

The Ancient Mariner Seizes The Guest At The Wedding Feast And Will Not Let Go Until He Has Told All His Story: The Prototype Of The Bore.

The Educated Can Listen Impassively To Almost Anything.

To Postpone Unpleasantness Is Human; To Forget It Is Divine.

Self-conscious? Try A Wig, A Corset, A Veil, A Beard. Or Cultivate Shamelessness.

The Routines Of Tourism Are Even More Monotonous Than Those Of Daily Life.