Attaining Even Mediocrity Is Often A Struggle.

If The World Would Apologize, I Might Consider A Reconciliation.

Make The Expectations Lively Enough, And Action Will Follow.

Pornography And Cooking Shows Have Created Two New Spectator Sports.

Sometimes I Dread Loneliness More Than Bores. Other Times, The Reverse.

I Alternate Between Reading Cook Books And Reading Diet Books.